Letter from Warwick: 40 of 2008

My dear family & friends

We’ve been to Portugal and we’re back. The weather didn’t quite play along with our plans, but it was good enough. Well, better than it was here. The Avon is full to overflowing and has burst its banks in several places, which means that it must have truly poured with rain while we were gone. The fields under the flight path into Birmingham Airport looked quite sodden as we glided in to land. Today has been dull, grey and overcast, but it hasn’t rained. That didn’t bother the dogs too much though as they were overjoyed to see me when I picked them up at the kennel this morning. I took them out for a long walk as soon as we got home, first to the Pastelaria Portuguesa and then to St Nicholas Park in Warwick. The dogs made a great game of chasing each other through the shallow, flooded areas in the park. I watched with interest as Edgar edged closer and closer to the river bank hidden beneath the flood waters. Finally, and inevitably, ground gave way beneath his front paws and he pitched into the river nose first with bum following over the top in a great splash. Slightly embarrassed, but undeterred, he reappeared to scrabble up the river bank and charge off after Hazel again. I wish I’d had a camera to capture the moment.

But let me skip back to last Thursday when we set our alarms for 03h30 so that we could get to Birmingham for our 07h00 flight to Faro. We could have slept another hour; it only took us about 20 minutes to get to the airport which meant that we had to sit around for nearly two hours until the flight was called. We did have one heart-stopping moment when we arrived and couldn’t find our airline or our flight listed on any of the boards. It’s just that second of panic when your heart skips a beat and you can hear blood rushing in your ears. As it turned out, however, Birmingham Airport has two departure terminals more-or-less right next to each other, and we were in the wrong one. A short walk through a shopping concourse took us to our check-in desk.

We were met by (my sister) Barbara and (husband) Terry at Faro Airport and proceeded straight to Faro Beach where we hunted around to find a café that was open and would afford us either a view of the beach or a view across the estuary to the city of Faro. Most of the cafés and kiosks (a quiosque in Portuguese) were closed and shuttered for winter. We settled on “O Electronico” (The Tram) where we ordered coffees, ham and cheese sandwiches, and medronho (meh-dron-yo), a Portuguese firewater distilled from the fruit of the arbutus, wild strawberries. Lucia and I basked like cats in the bright sunshine. Later Lucia and I strolled down to the water’s edge before driving inland to Barbara and Terry’s home at Espargal in the Algarvean hills.

I’ll give you a précis of our time. (The pics are in the usual place at http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/llewellynijones.) On Thursday evening we went to dinner in the village of Benafim with a few of Barbara and Terry’s expatriate neighbours. The proprietor of the Café Coral and his French wife were a somewhat surprised to see us because Thursday and Friday had got a little muddled in French when Barbara made the reservation. On Friday morning we walked the dogs with Barbara around the fields and hills of Espargal. Terry recently injured his knee and has been unable to participate in the twice daily ritual. We began the walk in bright sunshine, which turned to cloud by the time we got home over an hour later, and then to a drenching downpour. We took Barbara to lunch in Alte and then to view the wares a local art gallery and one of the town’s many handicraft shops. In the evening it was out to dinner again with David and Dagmar Davies, old neighbours and friends of Barbara and Terry’s in Portugal. Saturday was more of the same: Walk the dogs down to the Algibre River in the morning, and then off to Loulé to pick up a few bits and bobs in the market. In the evening we had dinner at the Adega in the village of Nave do Barão (the nave of the baron), a favourite of Barbara and Terry’s.

And then, on Sunday morning, it was time to leave again, all too soon. The bright sharp light, even behind clouds, and some afternoon snoozes did us a world of good. Lucia was combing the web for more dirt cheap flights last night.

Love, light & peace
Llewellyn

Letter from Warwick: 39 of 2008

My dear family & friends, 8 Dec 2008

You probably noticed that I didn’t write a letter last week. I’m hibernating. It gets dark here sometime between 16h00 and 16h30 and it’s difficult to motivate oneself to carry on with the day as if the sun were still shining. I’m ready for a beer by 16h15 as if the day is over, even if the sun did only poke its nose above the horizon at around 08h00.

It has also been cold, very cold some mornings; cold enough to freeze the bird bath solid and leave the canal with a thin layer of ice. Have you ever seen a duck ice skating? Me neither, but I’m hoping to see it soon. I usually see plenty of ducks on the canal but they seemed to disappear when the canal froze over. It’s like they’re hiding. I’m just waiting for one of them to forget. I have this image in my mind of a duck trying to keep its balance while making a duck landing on solid ice. I’m expecting a good laugh.

The dogs are quite good at avoiding slippery patches on the sidewalks and paths on their twice daily excursions. I follow them closely but still occasionally find myself practicing the wild ballet of someone trying to keep his balance on ice. I haven’t fallen yet, but I know it’s going to happen. At night, when I take the dogs out to lift a leg before turning in, the frost on the ground and the roadway looks like millions of tiny diamonds sparkling under the streetlamps. I have also finally learned the difference between frost and hoarfrost. Frost is when water vapour condenses on the ground (or other objects) and then freezes as the temperature drops. A hoarfrost is when water vapour freezes in the air and then the ice particles settle on the ground; it almost looks like a light dusting of snow. We’ve had a couple of hoarfrosts over the past two weeks.

I’ve felt the cold as I have never done before. When I was 17 I jumped off a roof (after retrieving a tennis ball) and snapped the heel of my right foot. They call it a parachute fracture because it’s the most common fracture experienced by skydivers. The point now being that I can hardly walk in the morning or when it gets very cold. At these times my foot feels about as sore as it did when I broke it 25 years ago leaving me limping around.

It’s coldest after a clear night with no clouds to trap the heat in. I like to go outside and look up at the stars which seem to manifest themselves so seldom behind the clouds. I always look for Orion which is clearly visible in both the northern and southern hemispheres. When I can see Orion it means I’m not too far from home.

There haven’t been too many happenings over the past two weeks. Most important was that our landlord wrote to tell us that she will not be renewing our tenancy agreement when it expires at the end of March. So we’re looking for a new place to stay. Our landlord would clearly like to get a higher rental from the property which we have also clearly indicated that we won’t pay. It’s just a bit of a bitch to have to go through the process of looking for another place to stay which is a bit more difficult because we have dogs. Landlords aren’t keen on dogs.

Last weekend we went to a birthday party for one of Lucia’s Spanish colleagues, Monica, who is spending a couple of years here in the UK. I met a journalist and someone in the PR business here in the UK and arranged to meet them again during the week to discuss the industry and jobs. Like any other sector it seems that they are going through a tough time given the global economic difficulties. I wasn’t too surprised by that, but they did give me some leads.

This past Friday night we had Ann, Richard and (daughter) Polly around for dinner. They stayed overnight to beat the zealous drink driving rules here in the UK, which left Richard and I to debate the problems of the UK and the world until 03h00. The others went to bed.

And last, but not least, I bought a new Skypephone from Amazon. (Our old one was still useable but was giving problems.) This one plugs directly into the broadband router as well as the telephone line. This means that we don’t need a computer to use Skype, and that we can use both Skype and the normal telephone line from the same handset. It works like a dream. Well, I say that, but I had to buy a separate telephone ringer because the Skypephone doesn’t ring loud enough for me (because I’m going deaf in my right ear and it’s getting worse.)

This coming weekend we’re off to Portugal for a couple of days. The long range weather forecast says we can expect bright sunshine from Thursday through to Sunday. We are so looking forward to it.

Love, light & peace
Llewellyn

Letter from Warwick: 38 of 2008

My dear Family & Friends

We had more shit from the landlord’s family this week. Some background first: our landlord is Rajvinder. She and her older brother, Dal, inherited around 50 properties from their father when he died two years ago. All the properties are mortgaged to the hilt. The entire portfolio was managed by Dal, or should I rather say mismanaged. Now it appears that 1) the rentals are not covering the mortgage payments on many of the properties and, 2) Dal has been using some of the money for living expenses. The result is that the family has fallen into arrears (given the credit crisis), and the banks and mortgage companies have begun repossessing a number of the properties.

Now Rajvinder, a doctor, has removed the management of the properties that were in her name from her brother. The house we live in (which was the family home years ago) is in her name. The house that Dal (her brother) has been living in is also in her name. She gave him the use of the house on condition that he paid the mortgage. He hasn’t been paying the mortgage and the house is being repossessed in two days time. So Dal, ostensibly, doesn’t have a place to live.

This then brings us to the SMS text message I received from Dal at 10PM on Thursday evening: "Llelwyn (sic), i will have to give a months notice for you to vacate the property from today as due to the credit crunch and properties being repossed and dont want to leave you homeless. We have lost over a million pounds. Sorry about this but noone for saw the credit crunch. Sorry again. Dal"

I immediately sent an email to Hipesh (Rajvinder’s new property manager) and Hurjit (the estate agent through whom we rented the property) requesting an explanation and clarification of our rights and obligations under the year-long lease we signed in March. Hurjit confirmed that we have a legal and binding lease, and Hipesh told me to tell Dal to “fuck off”. I didn’t tell him to fuck off, no matter how much I was really tempted to do so, but I did respond by text message that I would no longer be accepting any correspondence from him with regard to the house we live in.

He then sent me a text message saying that his sister would send me written notice to vacate the property, and followed it up with an email indicating the legal grounds on which she would do so. It would appear under British law: “Mandatory Grounds for Possession: Ground 1 - This ground can be used where a landlord (or his spouse) has occupied the dwelling as his only or principle home at some time, and having given notice of his intention to return, now wishes to do so. Successors in title may also use this ground provided they did not purchase the dwelling.” (But he would still have to give us a minimum of two months notice on these grounds.)

I then phoned Hipesh again for an explanation and confirmation that Rajvinder would abide by the lease. He stated categorically that Dal had never held title to the property we live in, that he had no right or standing to require us to vacate the property, and that his client (Rajvinder) had no intention of resiling from the contract. I then phone Dal and, while I didn’t tell him to fuck off as I so desperately wanted to, I told him that any further harassment from him would cause us to bring legal action against him. Five minutes later he backed down with the following text message: “Just spoke to raji and she said if you are not willing to vacate you may stay on.” I still didn’t tell him to fuck off. I didn’t say anything.

And that’s where it stands. I hope that’s the last bit of grief from the landlord or her family for the time being.

In other events this week, I cooked an inedible dinner for Lucia this week for only the second time since I’ve known her. I bought a discounted “wild mallard duck” for only £3,50 at Waitrose. I suppose the word “wild” should have given it away; I’ve never really liked the taste of game. I didn’t like the smell when I opened the packaging, but I cooked it anyway hoping that hour in the oven would make it smell better. It didn’t. I still cut off a small piece to taste it, and began retching immediately. I wrapped it in five layers of plastic carrier bags (to make sure the pungent aroma never escaped again), and threw it in the dustbin. We had cheese and crackers for dinner.

The first inedible dinner I cooked for Lucia was shortly after we met way back in 2001. I was cooking a Chinese stirfry dish which called for “cracked” black pepper. I wrapped a tablespoon of pepper corns in a dishcloth and then smacked the hell out of them with a hammer on a bread board. I then tossed the lot into the dish. I remember Lucia asking me if we really needed that much pepper, but I assured with great bravura that I knew what I was doing. It doesn’t take a tarot cards to work out that the meal was inedible. I’ve never used a hammer on anything that I’ve cooked since then.

Our weekend was quite busy. We went to dinner on Saturday evening with a colleague of Lucia’s who used to work with her many years ago in South Africa, and on Sunday we went to Peterborough for lunch with Andreas and Michelle. Their daughter (my goddaughter), Natasha, kept us entertained changing clothes from her ballet costume through to something that looked like a wedding dress. Oscar, their six month old Tibetan Terrier, joined in the fun chasing her around the kitchen. Oscar is growing up to be a really cool dog; he’s a ball of fun, but he’s also obedient.

Let me leave it there for another week

Love, light & peace
Llewellyn

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Letter from Warwick: 37 of 2008

My dear Family & Friends

I came across this quote from Mark Twain which, I think, quite encapsulates the business and political bumbling that chivvied the world along to this parlous state of economic affairs: “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

I’ve been shopping around for a new, bigger LCD television with the particular bells and whistles that I want. It struck me last week that there must be bargains around given the distress in the retail sector, and I wasn’t wrong. (The second largest electronics retailer in the US filed for bankruptcy last week.) Prices are down by nearly a third in the range that I’m looking at. I’m betting that the discounting will get even keener as we approach Xmas. I remember watching Sky News last year and being astounded by the fact that the after xmas sales started on xmas day here in the UK. I wouldn’t be surprised if they started before xmas this year.

I know Edgar would appreciate it if we bought a new TV. He joined us on the sofa last week to watch a programme on cheetahs on the National Geographic Channel. He watched the screen intently as the cheetahs hunted down a warthog for dinner. He stood up and walked over to the TV and sniffed at it curiously. He stood back, looked at the screen again, and then peered behind the screen and seemed a bit surprised to find Tigger huddling down on the (warm) satellite decoder. Then he took his place next to us on the sofa again and watched the rest of the programme; his eyes never left the screen. I remember someone (who shall remain nameless) once alleging that Ridgebacks were fairly stupid dogs; well, not mine bru, not mine.

Our adventure this weekend was a trip to Nottingham on Sunday. Nottingham had always been high on my list of places to visit for three reasons: 1) The stories of Robin Hood; 2) It has a (ruined) castle which played a major role in the English Civil War; 3) Nottingham Forrest was one of the leading soccer teams when I first became interested in English soccer about 30 years ago. It also has some really beautiful Victorian and pre-war architecture. But then it also has some fairly crap post-war architecture too. I blame it on the Americans for not writing off British war debt and introducing Britain to American architecture.

But there’s one thing I really don’t understand about the Brits though: why is there so little leisure activity focussed on their rivers? The River Trent, for instance, runs through the middle of Nottingham; if this were anywhere else in Europe there would be dozens of cafés and kiosks lining the riverside, but we certainly didn’t find any in Nottingham and I was really looking. You just don’t find that here, and I don’t know why. Perhaps somebody would like to enlighten me. The Leam and the Avon run right through the heart of the area we live, and I guarantee that I would be a permanent feature at a riverside café if it existed.

Love, light & peace
Llewellyn

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Letter from Warwick: 36 of 2008

My dear Family & Friends

The ground is so wet that every footstep is a squelch. It’s quite difficult to keep the house clean. I understand why guests immediately offer to remove their footwear as they pass the threshold. I have to hose down the dogs’ paws and legs and then dry them off every time we go out. We’ve even had to take up the rug in the downstairs hallway; it was just getting to grubby. The ground can’t absorb any more water and The Leam and The Avon are full to bursting. I’m sure both rivers will burst their banks if we get much more rain in the next few days. It seems like the sky has been grey and overcast forever. I did see a little bit of sun on Friday when I went to Hull.

I went to Hull (full name Kinston-on-Hull) because I wanted to see the Humber Bridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humber_Bridge). It’s the fifth longest single-span suspension bridge in the world. I’ve got a thing for big bridges; they are such marvels of engineering and technology while at the same time displaying such aesthetic beauty to my eye. On the way there, I followed the motorways to Nottingham and then the A-roads to Lincoln which owns a most beautiful medieval cathedral and castle, and whose ancient streets are a big draw card for tourists. I strolled around for an hour-or-so and made a note to return with Lucia sometime soon.

From Lincoln I followed the A15 to the bridge and carried on in to Hull. The effect of the Credit Crunch and deepening recession is plainly visible in the city. The Waterfront facing on to the River Humber is almost a ghost town. Bars, clubs, coffee shops and the remnants of a fruit market have all shut down. Windows are shuttered with steel. Business looked much better in the city centre, but I would have expected more activity for lunchtime on Friday. At The Quays, a shopping centre in the middle of town, the Burger King had shut down for good as had the shops next door. It just had a vacant feel to it. The upper floors of the centre still appeared to be trading as normal, but there weren’t that many people about. I had a hotdog for lunch, filled the CRV with petrol and followed the highways all the way home. An accident on the M1 outside Nottingham backed up the traffic for 20 miles (36km) and added more than an hour to my expected journey.

And talking about economic meltdown, there was an article in The Times last week that really caught my funny bone (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article5093545.ece). The reason I found it so funny was because people have been threatened with fines for not sorting their waste correctly. So here we’ve all been sorting through our waste to make sure it goes into the correct recycling box, bin or bag, and nobody wants it. It appears to have no economic value whatsoever. They want to store it on disused military bases in the hope that somebody will want it in the future. The do-gooders were so focused on correctness, they forgot about value. They’re the sort of people that think commanding you to make a profit is all that it takes to ensure business success. What also really struck me was that all this waste was being shipped to China for recycling there. Why? They couldn’t do it here? Really? They had to export all our old wine and beer bottles to China so that they can be turned into new wine and beer bottles for export straight back to Europe. That means the cost of labour in China must be so low that it more than compensated for the cost of transport. Pure logic says there’s something wrong with that picture.

One of the coffee shops I used to visit in Leamington, the Cafe St Jacques, also went bust last week. The owner blamed the demise of the business in the local newspaper on the fact that custom had dropped by more than 30 percent in the last two months. He didn’t mention the crap service and barely adequate cappuccinos. When you are right next door to Starbucks, you’d better make sure that you do everything better than they do on every level. He didn’t.

Having painted this picture of general gloom, you may perhaps understand that I was a little concerned when we received a letter on Saturday from the County Court addressed to our landlord “AND ALL OTHER OCCUPIERS” giving “Notice of Eviction” in two weeks time. There was a handwritten note that it referred to a property where old landlord (our new landlord’s brother) lives. But that additional stipulation referring to “all other occupiers” had us a bit worried. I had images of us trying to find a new rental in two weeks that would accept pets. I spoke to the lawyers listed in the eviction notice, as well as the new landlord’s property manager this morning, and both assured me that the eviction notice does not refer to our home. I bloody hope so.

Our weekend adventure was a drive to Gloucester on Sunday. It’s about an hour’s drive; the city is 10 miles from Cheltenham which, you may recall, we visited a couple of weeks ago when we went to the steam and vintage rally at the Cheltenham Racecourse. Gloucester’s two main attractions are its Cathedral and waterfront on the River Severn. The city’s importance as a trading port declined with the development of the railways, leaving the waterfront to decay until some clever property developers figured they could make a bundle redeveloping the old warehouses into offices, apartments and shops. The shopping complex isn’t finished yet and I’m wondering how the developers are feeling about the economic climate. Gloucester is certainly interesting, but not necessarily worth visiting again in a hurry.

That’s it for another week.

Love, light & peace
Llewellyn

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Letter from Warwick: 35 of 2008

My dear Family & Friends, 3 November

What I forgot to mention last week was that Lucia and I have booked ourselves a long weekend in Portugal in mid-December. One of the factors which influenced our decision to move to England was the opportunity it would afford us to flit off to anywhere in Europe for a weekend at a moment’s notice. Of course it doesn’t really work like that in the real world. Work constraints mean it’s difficult to find the time for Lucia, and kennelling for our four animals at £30 a day can easily double the costs. We were also really disappointed that Thomsonfly, the airline wing of the travel company, has cancelled its service from Coventry Airport. That makes Birmingham airport our nearest alternative.

It was while I was researching the airlines and services out of Birmingham airport on the Internet that I discovered some flights to Faro and back (allegedly) for £4,99 each way on Monarch Airlines for the weekend in mid-December. I called Lucia straight away to check that she could take a day or two leave, and then my sister, Barbara, to find out if we could stay with them for the weekend. Then I booked the flights. Now let me say here that this the one instance when I am entirely in favour of state intervention. The advertised price for the return fare was £10, but this excluded “taxes” which came to another £45 each. Then we had to pay another £6,50 each way to put a bag in the hold; that is, the bag’s journey was more expensive than my own. Then Monarch popped on another £5 credit card “charge”.

Don’t get me wrong; it’s still cheap for the 2500km journey each way. I just don’t think these con artists should be allowed to advertise prices which aren’t “all-in” rather than the misleading bullshit which they splash on their websites. From my own searches, it seems that Easyjet and Thomsonfly are the only “discount” airlines which advertise all-in prices; all of the others are almost certain to add layers of costs to the advertised price.

As to the week, the big event was the snowfall on Tuesday. Apparently this is the first time it has snowed in October in The Midlands since 1934. (See pictures in the usual spot at http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/llewellynijones.) It was also the first time that our dogs and cats had discovered snow up close and personal. I don’t think Edgar was quite convinced at first that snow could be fun. He’s the sort of dog who normally objects to big rain drops and wet grass. I loaded them into the back of the CRV after I’d finished the ironing and took them to Victoria Park in Leamington. Edgar did not want to get out; I had to grab his collar and yank. The first couple of snowflakes to land on his nose really bothered him, but then he discovered that it was quite fun to chase them. I soon had both dogs chasing after snowballs. Then a few more dog owners appeared out of the gloom and a great big game of rough-and-tumble ensued as the dogs chased after one another. There was even a three-legged dog who could move faster than most his four-legged friends I’ve come across. I would have stayed longer, but I got cold. By the time I got the dogs to the car, Edgar had a look that seemed to say “why spoil the fun now?”

Back at home, I tried to get the cats into the spirit of the occasion by picking them up and putting them down in the middle of the garden. I don’t think they felt quite the same way about the snow as the dogs. In fact, I’m fairly certain they were quite upset with me for disturbing their equilibrium as they tried to find their way out of the cold, wet stuff with slow, giant, clown-like steps.

On Wednesday the sun was shining bright and by Thursday the snow had all melted.

Then on Saturday we had one of Lucia’s cousins from London, Barbara, and her husband, David, around for lunch. I cooked my favourite Portuguese chicken and rice dish again which had everybody going back for seconds. I’m going to have to come up with another dish for guests soon.

In the evening Lucia and I went to the annual bonfire and fireworks display at Warwick racecourse. It was pleasant enough, if a bit cold at first. Then it began to drizzle just as the bonfire of wooden pallets was lit. The drizzle turned to rain and we took shelter behind a wall waiting for the fireworks. Now anybody who has studied a little bit of physics will know the percussive force of an explosive bang is likely to cause even more rain. So it was that it rained harder and harder as the fireworks lit up the sky. I dashed off to one of the mobile food vendors halfway through the display to buy a polystyrene plate of chips (which I smothered with tomato sauce) to keep us warm. We made a dash for our car along with two or three thousand other people as the reverberations of the last bang died away.

Still, I enjoyed the display. I loved fireworks as a child, and I still do. I love the smell of cordite and gunpowder, and sparklers are guaranteed to bring a smile to my face. We were particularly spoiled at our home in Pin Oak Road in Cape Town which gave us a ringside seat for the many fireworks displays in the V&A Waterfront. The display in Warwick couldn’t match up to the grand displays we witnessed in Cape Town, but still I loved it.

Love, light & peace
Llewellyn

Letter from Warwick: 34 of 2008

My dear Family & Friends, 27 October

After my last letter my friend Greg Marsh in Cape Town offered to bear witness to the fact that I did indeed predict a world financial crisis sparked by excess credit years ago. Greg’s a lawyer so you’d better not contradict me.

In all seriousness though, I’ve been watching the European and US governments throwing more cash, credit and misplaced guarantees at the problem, and it reminds me of Nick Leeson’s more and more desperate bets that eventually brought Barings Bank to its knees in 1995. The problem now, as then, is the human flaw of thinking that you can get something for nothing, or that somebody else should pay the price for your gamble.

Let me put this into a personal domain. Last week we got a letter from our new landlord. The new landlord is our old landlord’s sister. The house we live in is one of many owned by the wider family. She wanted to increase our rent by nearly 50% “due to the fact that the mortgage on this property has increased” – this despite the fact that we have a lease that runs until April next year. I then called the letting agent to establish what our rights were, and she called the new “property manager” to explain that we actually have a legal and binding lease. I then called Hipesh, the property manager, to reinforce our position and he “offered” to keep the rent the same.

Now it wouldn’t be great leap of imagination for those of you who know me fairly well to jump to the conclusion that I told him fuck off and take his family with him. In which case, you’d be wrong. All I can offer in my defence is that I’m getting older and that approach would simply have taken far too much energy. What I said to him was: “Actually, we have a contract. We can discuss it again next year.” End of conversation. What I was thinking is irrelevant. The result of this episode is that we have been looking at rentals in the local papers as well as the windows of the local estate agents. My conclusion is that we should offer less than we are currently paying when the lease comes up for renewal next year. And if that doesn’t pay the landlord’s bond, then she goes bust. It’s not personal; it is simply the unacknowledged element of risk. The possible returns to risk are exponential, but SO ARE THE LOSSES. I’m not paying for somebody else’s risk. We’ll find something else if needs be. I don’t know how long it will take for the full effect of the years of speculation to feed into property prices. What I can say is that the bust is going to be spectacular, particularly here in the UK.

I have many other fears of what the consequences of this crunch will be. It’s one of the major reasons for why we’re here.

But that was just one event of our week. In a completely different vein, I drove down to Oxford last Tuesday in order to visit a shop on the outskirts of the city which sells South African goods. I was missing Lunch Bars and Bar Ones (I don’t really like Mars Bars) and Granadilla Twist. I spent over £20 on chocolates, cold drink and Mrs Balls STRONG chutney (the one with the green lid). I only discovered later in the week that Lunch Bars are almost identical to Picnic bars.

Having driven all the way down to Oxford it would have been a waste not to park the car and stroll around the town. It took all of two minutes for Edgar to introduce me to another South African. I reckon South Africans can pick out a Rhodesian Ridgeback at 500 paces. I suppose it makes me more aware of the South African accents around me. I discovered last week that Sarel van der Merwe (the racing driver) lives on the outskirts of Leamington Spa (according to the South African test pilot for Rolls Royce that I met at favourite coffee shop No.3.) I hear a lot of Afrikaans around and about. Not long after we arrived here Lucia and I overheard one side of a heated telephone argument in Afrikaans at a shop in Leamington Spa. I couldn’t contain myself and exclaimed “Sê vir hom” as we passed by. The rest of the argument was conducted in much lower tones hidden behind a hand cupped around the telephone. Ag shame, nê.

That said, I really enjoyed the Granadilla Twist, and Bar Ones go particularly well with Port.

Our weekend was another adventure that took us down to London for Becky and Katie’s wedding. (You may remember from my last letter that we met Becky in Zanzibar two years ago.) It’s the first reception for a gay wedding we’ve ever been to and the party was just the same as any other. The newlyweds are off to Curação for their honeymoon for which I envy them greatly. The reception was held at Searcy’s House in Knightsbridge (http://www.30pavilionroad.co.uk; http://www.searcys.co.uk.) We partied late into the night. Pictures in the usual place at http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/llewellynijones.

Our problem though was the zoo. I had no idea that it would be school holidays until I tried to book them into kennels for our overnight sojourn in London. We were rescued by one of Lucia’s colleagues Shayla, a Canadian, who offered to come around to our house and let them in on from the garden and feed them on Saturday evening, and let them out again on Sunday morning. Thank you, Shayla.

We stayed at the Express by Holiday Inn on Belgrave Road in Pimlico. The hot water wasn’t, the bed was hard and we couldn’t figure out how to turn the heating on. We didn’t sleep well, if at all. This was compounded by the fact that clocks went one hour back at midnight. So what felt like 6am was actually 5am. It was a long night.

Sunday dawned cold and raining. We had arranged to meet friends of Lucia’s, Tim and Patti, near Kingston-on-Thames at 11am, but we were up early (or should I say that we gave up trying to sleep on the cold, hard bricks that “Express by Holiday Inn” had covered with a thin duvet. But then maybe it was just Room 406. Fuckers.)

After a breakfast of tea and toast (well, that’s what I had) we ventured out into the soft drizzle of Pimlico to discover more of London. (We should have driven down; there was LOTS of free weekend parking in Pimlico.)We walked down Belgrave Road, past the Pimlico tube station towards the Thames. The drizzle turned into rain. The more we walked, the more I was convinced we had to come across a coffee shop ... soon. The rain turned into a squall as we walked from Vauxhall Bridge towards Lambeth Bridge next to the Palace of Westminster. Lucia snuggled in close as we took shelter behind a plain tree. Across the river the curtains of rain driven up the Thames on an easterly wind blunted the sharp edges of the MI5 building on the South Bank. When the squall passed, we continued our stroll up Millbank past the Tate Britain, across Lambeth Bridge, and then back towards Vauxhall on the south bank. I finally spied a Potuguese café-bar near the railway station, and we ducked inside to escape the inclement weather until it was time to catch our train.

We met Tim and Patti at L’Amandine, in Teddington, one of a small franchise of French boulangeries around London. Lucia had been wanting to meet up with them ever since we arrived in the UK at the beginning of the year, but it’s difficult to make plans when you live 100 miles apart. Patti also suffered a serious stroke last year and is confined to a wheelchair. I can’t remember how long we stayed chatting at the café, but we had to drag ourselves away to get back to London to catch our train home. Lucia said “I knew you’d get on with them” as we walked away. And indeed I did. I look forward to meeting up with them again soon. I hope they feel the same way. (My perennial fear is that I meet someone and afterwards they say: “Jeez, I never thought he would shut up.”)

I’ll leave it there for another week.

Love, light & peace
Llewellyn